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Korean Meanings

Shibal (씨발) – "F**k You" T-Shirt

The Swiss Army knife of Korean swearing. "Shibal" works in every situation—anger, frustration, surprise, even joy (if you say it right). Someone cut you off? "Shibal." Dropped your boba? "Shibal!!" Found out your favorite K-drama has a tragic ending? "SHIBAL!!" This T-shirt is a whole mood.

Michin-nom (미친 놈) – "Crazy Man" T-Shirt

For the guy who makes questionable life choices on a daily basis. "Michin-nom" means "crazy bastard"—a phrase used for unhinged geniuses, adrenaline junkies, and that one friend who always says, "Bro, trust me." Ideal for anyone who thrives on chaos (or just really likes being dramatic).

Michin-nyeon (미친 년) – "Crazy Woman" T-Shirt

Listen, we all know at least one. "Michin-nyeon" isn’t just "crazy woman"—it’s "full-on, lost her damn mind, no regrets" crazy. Best worn by someone who owns their unfiltered energy and never apologizes for it. Proceed with caution—this shirt is not for the weak.

Shibal-saekki (씨발 새끼) – "F**king Bastard" T-Shirt

The nuclear option. The "I have reached my absolute limit" phrase of Korean. "Shibal-saekki" is reserved for people who deserve the most vicious verbal smackdown—or just those who appreciate a well-timed curse word. Wear this if you wake up daily choosing violence.

Gae-saekki (개새끼) – "Son of a B*tch" T-Shirt

This one’s a Korean classic. "Gae-saekki" literally means "dog baby," but emotionally? It means "I’m so done with you." The perfect shirt for when you need to let humanity know you’ve had it. Bonus: You can pretend it’s about dogs and avoid awkward conversations.

Jugullae? (죽을래?) – "Do You Want to Die?" T-Shirt

Ah yes, the unofficial catchphrase of Korean parents. If you grew up hearing "Jugullae?" every time you messed around, congratulations—you survived. This shirt is for anyone who understands that love sometimes sounds like a threat. Also great for passive-aggressively scaring people.

Babo (바보) – "Stupid" T-Shirt

This one’s for the lovable idiots in your life. "Babo" means "stupid," but in a way that’s kind of cute and totally deserved. Perfect for that friend who believes in astrology but not in sunscreen or genuinely thinks they'll "just watch one more episode."

Chinese Translations

Bèn dàn (笨蛋) – "Stupid Egg" T-Shirt

If stupidity had a ranking system, this would be the entry-level title. "Bèn dàn" literally means "stupid egg" because, apparently, in Chinese, being dumb isn’t enough—you have to be round, fragile, and empty inside too. A great gift for that one friend who always locks themselves out of their car.

Guān nǐ pì shì (关你屁事) – "None of Your Freaking Business" T-Shirt

For nosy people who can’t mind their own damn business. Someone asking why you’re still single? Why you quit your job? Why you eat instant noodles for three meals a day? Just point at the T-Shirt. The best part? "Pì" (屁) literally means "fart," so this phrase is technically saying, "None of your fart business." That’s right. A legendary way to tell people to back off.

Guān wǒ pì shì (关我屁事) – "I Don’t Give a F**k" T-Shirt

Because, honestly? You don’t. "Guān wǒ pì shì" is the ultimate "I literally could not care less" phrase in Mandarin. Your friend complaining about their 17th breakup? That co-worker oversharing their keto diet? This is the T-Shirt equivalent of putting on headphones without music playing. Bonus: It still includes "pì" (屁) for that fart-level disrespect.

Nǐ shǎ ya? (你傻呀？) – "Are You Stupid?" T-Shirt

This is not just "Are you stupid?" This is "Are you seriously this stupid?" It’s the ultimate side-eye in phrase form. Perfect for when someone believes a horoscope over a doctor’s diagnosis, confidently gives you wrong directions, or insists pineapple belongs on pizza. Just stare, pause, and point at your chest.

Bì zuǐ! (闭嘴！) – "Shut the F**k Up" T-Shirt

Loud talkers, unsolicited advice givers, and that one guy who starts every sentence with "Well, actually…"—this one’s for you. "Bì zuǐ!" is short, sharp, and designed for maximum shutdown efficiency. Wear it in public transport, during family dinners, or on conference calls where someone asks a question that was just answered.

Gǔn kāi! (滚开！) – "F**k Off" T-Shirt

When "please leave me alone" just isn’t strong enough. "Gǔn kāi!" literally means "roll away," because in Mandarin, you don’t just walk away—you roll out of existence. Best worn when dealing with annoying exes, chatty strangers, or anyone who says "We need to talk."

Japanese Explained

BAKA (バカ) – "Stupid" T-Shirt

A timeless classic. "Baka" is THE go-to insult in Japan, used for everything from clueless anime protagonists to your friend who thinks ramen is a personality trait. Whether you wear this as a badge of honor or a warning sign for others—it’s versatile, iconic, and 100% necessary.

BAKAYAROU (バカヤロー) – "A**hole" T-Shirt

"Baka" is mild. "Bakayarou" is aggressive. This isn’t just "stupid"—it’s "you absolute idiot, what were you thinking!?" If you’ve ever yelled at your screen during a horror movie because someone went towards the creepy noise, congratulations—this is your phrase.

CHIPATAMA (チパタマ) – "D**khead" T-Shirt

Okay, so "Chipatama" isn’t exactly textbook Japanese, but in spirit? It gets the job done. Think of it as the "you absolute moron" of insults—something you throw out when words fail and all you have left is pure frustration. Perfect for dealing with clueless bosses, terrible drivers, and that one guy who takes forever at the self-checkout.

KUSOJIJI (クソジジイ) – "Old Fart" T-Shirt

Literal translation? "Shitty old man." This is NOT what you call your beloved grandpa (unless he really deserves it). "Kusojijii" is for the cranky, opinionated, "back in my day" types who think their WiFi password is a state secret. Wear this around boomers at your own risk.

KUSO SHITE SHINEZO (クソして死ねぞ) – "Die Sh*tting" T-Shirt

This one is EXTRA. "Kuso shite shinezo" literally means "go die while taking a sh*t." Yup. If regular insults just aren’t strong enough, this phrase is the nuclear option. Wear this when you need to let someone know they have personally offended your existence.

FUZAKERU NA (ふざけるな) – "F**k Off" T-Shirt

When you’re SO done with someone’s nonsense. "Fuzakeru na" is basically "Are you fking kidding me!?"** The perfect shirt for dealing with flaky friends, fake apologies, and anyone who says, "Can you work overtime?" No, I cannot.